Speaking of throwing money around... A Celebration of Non-penetration: $50M government abstinence education program! Awesome. I'm a huge fan of calling abstinence birth control. "Abstinence is the only method of birth contorl 100% effective against unwanted pregnancy and STD's" It is a lifestyle, not a device you fucking morons. That's like saying the best way to avoid making crappy sandwiches is to blow up balloons. Thanks Emeril...well I'm not the best writer, but you know what I mean.

RAPID FIRE!

Kanye is crazy.

Borat is funny.

Evgeni is sick.

I was gonna put some more but now we are playing cards here at work. Plus who is gonna look at this over the weekend?