Question from last nights Family Guy:
Who would you rather sleep with - Queen Latifah or Halle Barry - only Halle Barry has been dead for six hours?
I honestly don't know which one I would choose. In terms of the post mortem process - what does six hours do to relative body temp and flexibility? And can I use lube?
Who would you rather sleep with - Queen Latifah or Halle Barry - only Halle Barry has been dead for six hours?
I honestly don't know which one I would choose. In terms of the post mortem process - what does six hours do to relative body temp and flexibility? And can I use lube?
posted by Mike Honcho at 11:28 AM
6 Comments:
Some quick research yields these finds:
#1 It takes around 12 hours for a human body to be cool to the touch and 24 hours to cool to the core.
#2 Rigor mortis commences after three hours and lasts until 36 hours after death.
So she'd be warm, but rigid. Probably the same as your crank.
I'm really not into the necrophilia bit, so I'll take the living person, if forced.
I'm not into necrophilia either - but I'm aslo not into BBWs - which is what makes it tough. What turns you off more - the fact that it's dead or the fact that you have to flour it to take aim? Although - with that mustache - I don't think you need to worry about it - you won't be forced to make decisions regarding potential sexual activity for a while.
What did she die from?
Prostate cancer.
If Halle is still warm, I'd go with her. You get double novelty points for doing Halle Berry and for doing a dead chick.
Plus, maybe the rigor mortis makes her vag a little tighter. Who knows?
My guess is that F theb knows - which explains his unusual silence since his first comment.
And those aren't novelty points my friend - those fuckers are bankable.
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