So for the second straight day I am serious hung over. College style drinking, post college body = bad news bears. I then decide that I should go to the corner store for breakfast. After wandering and window shopping for a while - I decide the best direction to go is a can of cream soda and microwaveable twin chili cheese dogs - both on clearance. Pretty sure my stomach and ass are going to explode into one disgusting poopy mess - I'm posting this as an apology to whoever finds me......

PS = play that "this is why I'm hot" song at my funeral.