OCTOBER 6-8 - SAVE THE DATE!!
It appears as though the E.C. homecoming weekend coincides with my little brothers birthday. Coincidentally, my little brother attends school and keeps a residence in the E.C. Additionally, the E.C. homecoming celebration is one of the worlds great parties. There is a good chance you'll see tandom nude slip'n'sliding and run by flashings and catch a buzz all before 8am.
I recommend a trek, a voyage, a visioin quest if you will, to the E.C. for said Homecoming party. One year Tom and I convinced two girls from Georgia that we were on the football team (even though we were clearly wasted and the football game was probably still going on) and made out with them on the street. Following that we were ordered into a house full of girls clad in PJs by the passing police officers.
All of these stories, and many more, are true, and part of Homecoming lore. Don't you want to make your mark on this historical event? Don't you want your last name to be preceeded by "remember when" and followed by "did the craziest shit ever?"
Come one, come all - but we need to keep in mind accomodations. To be honest - I don't know where my bro is living this year. Last year there was enough couch space to handle 3 or 4 full sized, thouroughly intoxicated mens. Dirks also got a hotel room across from a Pizza joint where we seriously ruined the weekend for about 6 or 7 families and one pregnant (or fat?? - did we ever decide?) bartender. We also drank giant white russians out of mason jars for about 40 cents a pop. I then announced to the bar that "I am sooooo drunk right now" and promptly disappeared. I spent - no lie - 1.5 hours looking for my vehicle in the morning and had to enlist the help of a group of kids I found drinking and smoking dope in an apartment hallway. It was well, well before restaurants stopped serving breakfast.
So - who's coming with me???.....
It appears as though the E.C. homecoming weekend coincides with my little brothers birthday. Coincidentally, my little brother attends school and keeps a residence in the E.C. Additionally, the E.C. homecoming celebration is one of the worlds great parties. There is a good chance you'll see tandom nude slip'n'sliding and run by flashings and catch a buzz all before 8am.
I recommend a trek, a voyage, a visioin quest if you will, to the E.C. for said Homecoming party. One year Tom and I convinced two girls from Georgia that we were on the football team (even though we were clearly wasted and the football game was probably still going on) and made out with them on the street. Following that we were ordered into a house full of girls clad in PJs by the passing police officers.
All of these stories, and many more, are true, and part of Homecoming lore. Don't you want to make your mark on this historical event? Don't you want your last name to be preceeded by "remember when" and followed by "did the craziest shit ever?"
Come one, come all - but we need to keep in mind accomodations. To be honest - I don't know where my bro is living this year. Last year there was enough couch space to handle 3 or 4 full sized, thouroughly intoxicated mens. Dirks also got a hotel room across from a Pizza joint where we seriously ruined the weekend for about 6 or 7 families and one pregnant (or fat?? - did we ever decide?) bartender. We also drank giant white russians out of mason jars for about 40 cents a pop. I then announced to the bar that "I am sooooo drunk right now" and promptly disappeared. I spent - no lie - 1.5 hours looking for my vehicle in the morning and had to enlist the help of a group of kids I found drinking and smoking dope in an apartment hallway. It was well, well before restaurants stopped serving breakfast.
So - who's coming with me???.....
posted by Mike Honcho at 12:22 PM
2 Comments:
We might have a conflict with the Brainerd trip Oct. 5-8. I guess you have your choice of staying at a resort, drinking and trying to catch a pig or staying on Steven's beer soaked couch, drinking and trying to pick up a pig. To each his own.
I've committed to the Brainerd trip already, which probably will cause Caspian to castrate me officially. I liked my chances at picking up a pig though.
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