I have royally F'd myself.
One - I asked a girl on a date - and she said yes. Clearly I don't have any business fraternizing with the opposite sex. I'm sure all of you have a story where I managed to kill what was otherwise sure pussy just by being me.
Two - She isn't a drinker. I haven't left the house without intending to drink since 9/11/1994. What in god's name do you do in this town, on a Sunday no less, without drinking? And don't say church.
Three - How do you get in a chick's pants if she isn't a .20 BAC?
One - I asked a girl on a date - and she said yes. Clearly I don't have any business fraternizing with the opposite sex. I'm sure all of you have a story where I managed to kill what was otherwise sure pussy just by being me.
Two - She isn't a drinker. I haven't left the house without intending to drink since 9/11/1994. What in god's name do you do in this town, on a Sunday no less, without drinking? And don't say church.
Three - How do you get in a chick's pants if she isn't a .20 BAC?
posted by Mike Honcho at 2:50 PM
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Thanks - I actually found this and offered it up - but she didn't exactly jump at this opportunity.
What kinds of ideas do you have if the girl is black?
Maybe I'll just get some 40's and some dice and we'll get crunk and ride around in my whip listening to tupac.
Later - we'll stop at McDonalds for Double Quarter Pounders - cuz it's game time baby - and she'll end up luvin it.
You are an idiot.
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