There is an article on espn.com in which Oregon's Tajuan Porter (not to be confused with JuJuan - both are clearly of latin descent....) admits that when recruited - he was unaware of the fact that Oregon was a state. This does many things for me:
1. Creates a guarantee that in the unfortunate incident where I have a child - I would suck dicks for cash before allowing said child to be educated in the Detroit public school system.
2. Firms up my previously held theory that the type of individual who is qualified for D-I basketball are extremely studious and devoted to their educations
3. Makes me suspicious that Clem Haskins is somehow involved in "tutoring" the Oregon mens basketball team.
4. Can't we just admit that these fuckers are not there to be educated, don't want to be educated, if graduated - have received no education, and just pay these fuckers and don't waste a seat in a class that some other degree seeking student can't get and has to take an extra semester to graduate but because of the requirement to be full time to qualify for their parents insurance as a dependant over 18 - takes additional unnecessary courses which lead to financial stresses which lead to experimentation and eventual addiction to meth followed by criminal activity to fund said addiction which leads to liquor store robberies and out of control meth fueled get away driving that creates an accident that kills the woman the Dircks would have otherwise married - ending his decade long dry spell in terms of rocking chicks. A butterfly flaps it's wings.......
Side note - was in the VIP section at the Annex last night enjoying absolute vodka at $170 a bottle - which is gay. But - at both corners of our booth there were go-go dancers - so while I conversed with my friends I had a gyrating bikini clad pelvis area coming in and out of my peripheral vision - which is extremely entertaining in terms of unintentional comedy.
1. Creates a guarantee that in the unfortunate incident where I have a child - I would suck dicks for cash before allowing said child to be educated in the Detroit public school system.
2. Firms up my previously held theory that the type of individual who is qualified for D-I basketball are extremely studious and devoted to their educations
3. Makes me suspicious that Clem Haskins is somehow involved in "tutoring" the Oregon mens basketball team.
4. Can't we just admit that these fuckers are not there to be educated, don't want to be educated, if graduated - have received no education, and just pay these fuckers and don't waste a seat in a class that some other degree seeking student can't get and has to take an extra semester to graduate but because of the requirement to be full time to qualify for their parents insurance as a dependant over 18 - takes additional unnecessary courses which lead to financial stresses which lead to experimentation and eventual addiction to meth followed by criminal activity to fund said addiction which leads to liquor store robberies and out of control meth fueled get away driving that creates an accident that kills the woman the Dircks would have otherwise married - ending his decade long dry spell in terms of rocking chicks. A butterfly flaps it's wings.......
Side note - was in the VIP section at the Annex last night enjoying absolute vodka at $170 a bottle - which is gay. But - at both corners of our booth there were go-go dancers - so while I conversed with my friends I had a gyrating bikini clad pelvis area coming in and out of my peripheral vision - which is extremely entertaining in terms of unintentional comedy.
posted by Mike Honcho at 1:26 PM
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