OCTOBER 6-8 - SAVE THE DATE!!


It appears as though the E.C. homecoming weekend coincides with my little brothers birthday. Coincidentally, my little brother attends school and keeps a residence in the E.C. Additionally, the E.C. homecoming celebration is one of the worlds great parties. There is a good chance you'll see tandom nude slip'n'sliding and run by flashings and catch a buzz all before 8am.

I recommend a trek, a voyage, a visioin quest if you will, to the E.C. for said Homecoming party. One year Tom and I convinced two girls from Georgia that we were on the football team (even though we were clearly wasted and the football game was probably still going on) and made out with them on the street. Following that we were ordered into a house full of girls clad in PJs by the passing police officers.

All of these stories, and many more, are true, and part of Homecoming lore. Don't you want to make your mark on this historical event? Don't you want your last name to be preceeded by "remember when" and followed by "did the craziest shit ever?"

Come one, come all - but we need to keep in mind accomodations. To be honest - I don't know where my bro is living this year. Last year there was enough couch space to handle 3 or 4 full sized, thouroughly intoxicated mens. Dirks also got a hotel room across from a Pizza joint where we seriously ruined the weekend for about 6 or 7 families and one pregnant (or fat?? - did we ever decide?) bartender. We also drank giant white russians out of mason jars for about 40 cents a pop. I then announced to the bar that "I am sooooo drunk right now" and promptly disappeared. I spent - no lie - 1.5 hours looking for my vehicle in the morning and had to enlist the help of a group of kids I found drinking and smoking dope in an apartment hallway. It was well, well before restaurants stopped serving breakfast.

So - who's coming with me???.....

First, watch this

Then watch this

Then put on some dry pants and enjoy St. Patty's day.

I remember reading this article in the City Pages when it came out a while back. Somehow it climbed to the top of a news website today. WARNING, the article drips with lefty pinko commie juice that the citypages can sometimes be known for. That being said, still interesting.

I think I just heard a Radiohead song on the bathroom muzak channel here at work.

Anyways, a couple of things: First, the fantasy football league. We are still hashing out the details, but we are looking at Sept. 3 at 4pm for the draft. Please comment here if that doesn't work for you. You will be able to participate online if you can't be at Matt's. We also have been debating auction vs. serpentine draft styles, you can put in your two cents here.

Also, Biv has scheduled a trip to Madden's resort in Brainerd Oct 5-8. There will be plenty of golf, fishing, booze and poker. The more the merrier so let me know if you want more details.