Friday, July 27, 2007


It's been fairly well documented that I'm lacking spice, meaning, sex and competition in my life, and I'm looking to do something about at least three of those four things in the coming months.

I'm thinking of kind of a olympics of bar games, board games, rec games, etc.

2 person teams. Events could be Darts, Pool, Bocce, Trivial Pursuit, Golden Tee, Silver Strike, NHL Hockey, Fussball, maybe golf, poker, some other board game, etc.

It would take place over a couple weekends and have a scoring system more complex than then the Russian figure skating scoring system.

Thoughts? Interest? Games to suggest? Hate the idea, and as a result of that, hate me?

Get at me.

I'd like to get at least 4 or 5 two person teams, but obviously the more the merrier.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

1,500 Filipino Inmates Do 'Thriller'



From the blog I found it on:
The population of an entire Philippines prison re-enacts Michael Jackson’s famous Thriller video. 1,500 Filipinos jostling around like zombies, then breaking into spontaneous dance when they corner Filipino Michael Jackson and his transvestite “girlfriend.”

Honestly, I’m speechless: this is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on the Internet. According to the YouTube page, this is practice, not the final version.

http://www.ectomo.com/?p=361

Sunday, July 22, 2007

So for the second straight day I am serious hung over. College style drinking, post college body = bad news bears. I then decide that I should go to the corner store for breakfast. After wandering and window shopping for a while - I decide the best direction to go is a can of cream soda and microwaveable twin chili cheese dogs - both on clearance. Pretty sure my stomach and ass are going to explode into one disgusting poopy mess - I'm posting this as an apology to whoever finds me......

PS = play that "this is why I'm hot" song at my funeral.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Vincent, Jules, and Mia


Krissy and I were watching Pulp Fiction last night when I brought up Halloween '99 in Madison. To my surprise, not only was she also in Madison for that Halloween, but she said that she had pictures. I didn't think that any photos existed of these costumes, but she quickly proved me wrong after she dug up this pic.

Pretty much as cool as I remembered. Now if I could only find a picture of Andy in the middle of the street in a three-point stance staring down the grill of a car...



Thursday, July 19, 2007

I'm going out of town for the weekend, so here's your friday fun day fun time early. Watch me dominate at goaltending, then at transition at the end.



My nickname at boots is The Most, by the way. My hair in some of those shots is priceless as well.

Dominant.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Chocolate Malted Candies????

Required viewing: Somewhere Over the Rainbow and Candyman. The rest are extra credit....

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=zach+allen

PS - Tom sat here and tried to embed this and it didn't work, so all you haters (I'll refrain from using names due to political agendas) can get fucked.

Monday, July 16, 2007

A representative from the U of M police department just said this on the evening news - in relation to charges filed against Dominic Jones.

"....a cell phone video showed Dominic Jones finishing a sex act on the face of an unconscious female victim, which obviously took the investigation in an unexpected direction....."

I bet he had a boner behind the podium.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

I somehow took this pic of a couple of rockets going off. That's Greg to the left and barely visible is Drew to the right. These guys shot of sweet fireworks for a long time up at the Ave' cabin two weeks ago.

Here are links to some videos I took of the festivities.

1, 2, 3, 4

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It was 3 or 4 in the morning when we decided to get the octagon going at Ryan's cabin.

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Friday, July 13, 2007

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Once again, Nickelback leads to an epiphany.

In the song about being a rockstar, there is a line that goes "I'd even cut my hair and change my name..."

I think it's a shot a Garth Brooks.

Some of you may remember the Chris Gaines deal, but for those who don't, he basically cut his hair, changed his name to Chris Gaines and sang rock songs.

Look at this douche:


Here's a better history of the whole deal, from his wiki:

In 1999 Brooks and his production company Red Strokes Entertainment, with Paramount Pictures, began to develop a movie in which Brooks would star. The Lamb was to have revolved around Chris Gaines, a fictional rock singer and his emotionally conflicted life as a musician in the public eye. To create buzz for the project, Brooks took on the identity of Gaines in the October 1999 album Garth Brooks In ... The Life of Chris Gaines, which was intended as a 'pre-soundtrack' to the film.[27] Brooks also subsequently appeared as Gaines in a television mockumentary for the VH1 series Behind The Music and as the musical guest on an episode of Saturday Night Live which he hosted as himself.

Brooks' endless promotion of the album and the film did not seem to stir much excitement and the success of the Chris Gaines experiment became fairly evident mere weeks after the album was released. Although critics admired Brooks for taking a musical risk, the majority of the American public was either totally bewildered, or completely unreceptive to the idea of Garth Brooks as anything but a pop-country singer.[28] Many of his fans also felt that by supporting the Gaines project they would lose the real Garth Brooks.[29] Sales of the album were unspectacular and although it made it to #2 on the pop album chart, expectations had been higher and retail stores began heavily discounting their oversupply.[30] Dismal sales of the album and lack of interest in the film brought the film production to an indefinite hiatus in February 2001 and Gaines quickly and quietly faded into obscurity.[31]

So, that said that people were pretty unreceptive to it, the movie never arrived, and a lot of people were bewildered. Why does he not get more shit for this stunt? If this was someone like Justin Timberlake, he'd have been strung up by the tabloids at this point. Some how, Garth gets a freebie on it.

Fuck Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines.

At least Nickelback knows where it's at.


Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Some links for you to look at:

First off, here are the players closest to Torii Hunter according to Baseball Reference:

Similar Players

  1. Preston Wilson (961)
  2. Jacque Jones (949)
  3. Jose Guillen (942)
  4. Juan Encarnacion (941)
  5. Richard Hidalgo (940)
  6. Jim Ray Hart (940)
  7. Glenallen Hill (934)
  8. Don Demeter (929)
  9. Larry Hisle (927)
  10. Sixto Lezcano (922)
I'm getting more and more frightened that we're going to give him a lot of money.


-Here's a pretty interesting collection of weird pictures from Google Earth.


-This is the very dirty, very not safe for work trailer for "Superbad". Funny as fuck.


-Here is SuperGreg


-If you're into sweet NHL 94' passing plays set to serious electronic music, then click this


-This guy has skills similar to mine, only Creed doesn't play in the background when I'm on a breakaway.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

One of the best article headlines ever - and it's from ESPN - not The Onion...

Double-amputee to compete in able-bodied sprint

I don't know how to tag otherwise I would have tagged both double-amputee and able-bodied.